How Much Of An IDIOT Is Smitty For Giving Out His Password Security Answers During A Live Stream On Twitch?!?!?
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GODDAMMIT SMITTY!!! I go dark highlighting hypocrisy and fighting tyranny and oppression all across the land for 2 seconds and THIS is what happens?!?! Smitty, you DUMBDUMB!! Do I need to babysit you at all times?!?! Only a MUTTONHEAD of a DECEPTICON would willingly give away his most vital information that could be backtracked through anybody’s personal Facebook page! I don’t care that it happened in casual conversation in which 90% of the population would be tricked into giving the answers! Smitty is an IDIOT and now I have to clean up the mess! I already hacked into his accounts (the passwords were all 1-2-3-4-5, which is amazing because it’s the exact same combination Marty Mush has on his luggage) and now I gotta reset passwords and security questions for everything! Look at this IDIOT getting flooded by the top sites he frequents!
Damn you, Smitty! Damn you, Muffy, and your cat Mrs. Bowman to hell!
(Clips of the fraudulent activity somewhere below in the streams)